[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”
“sure thing son whatchu need”
"I don’t eat ass"
"but I’m rich"
AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Best plot twist
Humans are amazing. Especially Kenyan humans.
when u type ;) instead of :)
I’m so #fancy #twerk
when somebody likes your selfie
when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie
when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie and then follows you